I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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