dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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