I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hippo gnu deer
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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