Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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