Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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