i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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