It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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