We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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