i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
