what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
