Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so explain again why im purple
no
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Terrible idea I love it
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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