New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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