i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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