Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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