if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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