Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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