No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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