rhymes with "ouble enetration"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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