We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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