yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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