Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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