RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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