I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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