O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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