It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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