So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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