Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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