Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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