Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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