i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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