By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
