so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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