your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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