Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Acid is not a monday night drug
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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