you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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