Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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