Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
People with herpes should wear stickers.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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