there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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