Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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