She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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