TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
my being single is dangerous.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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