I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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