Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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