she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Can I color on your dick again?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
