Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Randomize
