Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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