ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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