I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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