winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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