There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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