when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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