Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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