Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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